Population | 9.77 billion |
Capital | Crusticant |
Leader | The Emperor of the Crusti |
Faith | Imperial Cult |
Currency | Credit |
Animal | Eagle |
The Empire of Nas Crustium is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Emperor of the Crusti with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.77 billion Crusti are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crusticant. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 79.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Crusti economy, worth a remarkable 6,930 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 709,344 Credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 6,583,740 per year while the poor average 7,151, a ratio of 920 to 1.
Anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, Crusti companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', and lottery winners spend most of their money on security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nas Crustium's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperial Cult.
Nas Crustium is ranked 1,648th in the world and 17th in the West Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 63,843 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, lottery winners spend most of their money on security.
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, Crusti companies generally just fire employees in lieu of giving them vacation.
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, schoolyard sandboxes resemble ashtrays due to the large number of cigarette butts.
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it.
- : Following new legislation in Nas Crustium, aggravated apostrophe abusers are admonished and assaulted.
- : Nas Crustium endorsed The Holy Boundless Matriarchy of Rodmenia.
- : Nas Crustium was endorsed by The Holy Boundless Matriarchy of Rodmenia.
- : Nas Crustium was endorsed by The Greater Imperium of Hausboria.
World Assembly
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