Population | 4.444 billion |
Capital | Ultimaportus |
Leader | Jan I e Caeli |
Faith | Ascendism |
Currency | Elysium |
Animal | Eagle |
The Ascendancy of Porta Caeli is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jan I e Caeli with an iron fist, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.444 billion Caelestians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ultimaportus. The average income tax rate is 86.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Caelestic economy, worth 590 trillion Elysiums a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 132,813 Elysiums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government spends millions of Elysiums every year prosecuting spammers, politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, and all beauty contests have been banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Porta Caeli's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ascendism.
Porta Caeli is ranked 242,354th in the world and 2,995th in the West Pacific for Most Average, scoring 27.72 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Porta Caeli was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Porta Caeli, all beauty contests have been banned.
- : Following new legislation in Porta Caeli, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
- : Following new legislation in Porta Caeli, politicians ponder for at least a minute when asked if they would like sugar in their tea.
- : Following new legislation in Porta Caeli, the government spends millions of Elysiums every year prosecuting spammers.
- : Following new legislation in Porta Caeli, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven.
- : Porta Caeli voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration on Diplomacy".
- : Porta Caeli voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Nuclear Waste Safety Act"".
- : Porta Caeli endorsed The Cyberocracy of Kisovec.
- : Porta Caeli endorsed The War Criminal of Dalimbar.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 37 » The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Varanius, Overthinkers, Bhang Bhang Duc, Laudesia, Orcatortugs, Apexiala, Occidius, Rengum in Lingo, Hyperion Towers, Glorious Existence, Diet coke enjoyers, Fotisdia, Corbeil, Hamburg Neo, Willow Gate, Nas Crustium, Wickedly evil people, Dilber, Isachile Tum, Wakoshima, Fujai, Glastol, Hongg Kong, RelentlessPirates, Acarodia, Algueneia, Howell, All European nations, Infinite Star, Xanderstan, Sorprendente, NewIberia, CityCity, Covenentia, Pongo Tapanuliensis, and Kisovec.