Population | 18.37 billion |
Capital | Fellatio City |
Leader | Arfur Daley |
Currency | quid |
Animal | Shark |
The United Kingdom of Futuo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Arfur Daley with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.37 billion Futuoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fellatio City. The average income tax rate is 1.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Futuoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,959 trillion quid a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 215,544 quid, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized, arts classes now teach children how to sketch the perfect sine curve, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, and only the brainiest citizens become academics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Futuo's national animal is the Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Futuo is ranked 125,861st in the world and 1,759th in the West Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 32.04 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Futuo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
- : Futuo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Futuo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors and Most Zombies.
- : Futuo was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Nurvania.
- : Futuo was endorsed by The Republic of Ciocanesti.
- : Futuo was endorsed by The War Criminal of Dalimbar.
- : Futuo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Futuo, only the brainiest citizens become academics.
- : Futuo endorsed The Federal Union of States of Denieria.
- : Futuo endorsed The Holy Empire of Covenentia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 62 » Pandaland II, Mediobogdum, Dilber, Hamburg Neo, BIteland, The Undivided, Nas Crustium, Overthinkers, Podium, DiscGolfLand, Willow Gate, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Hongg Kong, Corbeil, Apexiala, Bhang Bhang Duc, Algueneia, Glorious Existence, Varanius, The Warriors of Determination, Savitri, Laudesia, Orcatortugs, Occidius, Rengum in Lingo, Hyperion Towers, New Belia, Tsangenya, Taylor Allison Swift, Wickedly evil people, Fotisdia, Isachile Tum, RelentlessPirates, Rotvania, Wakoshima, Fujai, Glastol, Twazta, Guitermot, Acarodia, Newgratia, Nalibia, Kisovec, CityCity, All European nations, NewIberia, Infinite Star, Xanderstan, Sorprendente, Westeralia, and 12 others.Nacaome, Opassom, Denieria, Covenentia, Elegarth, Kennamore, Reformed Hoffon, Pongo Tapanuliensis, Paares, Dalimbar, Ciocanesti, and Nurvania.