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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,001stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,063rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,512th
The United Kingdom of
Father Knows Best State
Cha togar m' fhearg gun dìoladh
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Futuo

Population18.37 billion

CapitalFellatio City
LeaderArfur Daley

Currencyquid
AnimalShark

The United Kingdom of Futuo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Arfur Daley with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.37 billion Futuoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fellatio City. The average income tax rate is 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Futuoan economy, worth a remarkable 3,959 trillion quid a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 215,544 quid, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Comedians who make offensive jokes have their ticket proceeds seized, arts classes now teach children how to sketch the perfect sine curve, shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, and only the brainiest citizens become academics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Futuo's national animal is the Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Futuo is ranked 125,861st in the world and 1,759th in the West Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 32.04 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,001stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,063rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,512thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,788thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,808thLargest Retail Industry: 2,261stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,298thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,937thTop
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Most Influential: 3,911thFattest Citizens: 4,428thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,654thHighest Economic Output: 5,106thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,638thRudest Citizens: 5,900thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,246thHighest Average Incomes: 8,592ndLargest Mining Sector: 9,033rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,570thMost Secular: 10,360thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,535thMost Stationary: 12,544thLargest Black Market: 13,034thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,304thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,566thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,892ndLargest Gambling Industry: 15,046thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 16,798thSmartest Citizens: 17,167thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,547thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,184thMost Developed: 20,398thLargest Populations: 20,904thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,379thMost Efficient Economies: 22,562ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,514thLowest Crime Rates: 26,957th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 23rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 25th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 35th in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 41st in the regionFattest Citizens: 57th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 62nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 71st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 81st in the regionRudest Citizens: 84th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 84th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 85th in the regionMost Influential: 88th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 97th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 102nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 102nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 110th in the regionMost Stationary: 133rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 134th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 138th in the regionMost Secular: 145th in the regionLargest Populations: 145th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 150th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 151st in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 192nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 205th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 215th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 239th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 266th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 267th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 271st in the regionMost Developed: 278th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 294th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 346th in the regionNudest: 367th in the region

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