The OCD Bicyclist of Wickedly evil people is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Eli with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 43.134 billion Wepeans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wickedville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Wickedly evil peoplean economy, worth a remarkable 8,883 trillion yuan a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an amazing 205,940 yuan, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex, new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk, and major boxing matches are held in government buildings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Wickedly evil people's national animal is the kitty, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Clapton is God.

Wickedly evil people is ranked 286,896^th in the world and 3,665^th in the West Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 4.38 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.