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Largest Publishing Industry: 362ndMost Cultured: 555thMost Advanced Public Education: 573rd
The Grand Duchy of
Left-Leaning College State
Do it now, do it well
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Thessalian

Population32.851 billion

CapitalKallisti
LeaderGrand Duke Erasmus
FaithEsterazism

Currencygold musli
Animalreindeer turtle shark

The Grand Duchy of Thessalian is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Duke Erasmus with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 32.851 billion Thessalites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallisti. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Thessaline economy, worth a remarkable 9,178 trillion gold muslis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 279,405 gold muslis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, Grand Duke Erasmus has been nicknamed 'Robomop', the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime is totally unknown. Thessalian's national animal is the reindeer turtle shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Esterazism.

Thessalian is ranked 3,794th in the world and 85th in the West Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 22,944 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 362ndMost Cultured: 555thMost Advanced Public Education: 573rdSmartest Citizens: 650thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 696thMost Rebellious Youth: 851stMost Beautiful Environments: 934thLeast Corrupt Governments: 934thHighest Economic Output: 1,094thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,124thHighest Food Quality: 1,168thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,169thMost Secular: 1,331stMost Pacifist: 1,420thLargest Governments: 1,473rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,664thMost Developed: 1,762ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,904thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,933rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,965thSafest: 2,041stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,159thMost Inclusive: 2,369thHealthiest Citizens: 2,522ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,858thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,244thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,276thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,461stLargest Populations: 3,647thMost Influential: 3,794thHighest Average Incomes: 3,839thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,868thBest Weather: 4,287thRudest Citizens: 6,327thMost Stationary: 7,135thMost Efficient Economies: 7,486thLowest Crime Rates: 8,076thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,527thNicest Citizens: 12,974thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 19,565thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,243rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,250thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23,844thLargest Welfare Programs: 25,330thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 26,687thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30,157th
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Largest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 22nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 23rd in the regionMost Secular: 25th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 26th in the regionLargest Populations: 26th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 30th in the regionMost Pacifist: 32nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Developed: 35th in the regionTop
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Safest: 42nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 44th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 50th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 52nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 53rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 55th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 58th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 66th in the regionMost Stationary: 85th in the regionMost Influential: 85th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 85th in the regionRudest Citizens: 90th in the regionBest Weather: 91st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 91st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 113th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 180th in the regionNudest: 188th in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 208th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 231st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 233rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 236th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 245th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 324th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 335th in the region

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