Population | 32.851 billion |
Capital | Kallisti |
Leader | Grand Duke Erasmus |
Faith | Esterazism |
Currency | gold musli |
Animal | reindeer turtle shark |
The Grand Duchy of Thessalian is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Grand Duke Erasmus with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 32.851 billion Thessalites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The large government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kallisti. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Thessaline economy, worth a remarkable 9,178 trillion gold muslis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 279,405 gold muslis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, Grand Duke Erasmus has been nicknamed 'Robomop', the latest national park is visited by more sharks than people, and the Treasury has been accused of flushing money down the toilet. Crime is totally unknown. Thessalian's national animal is the reindeer turtle shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Esterazism.
Thessalian is ranked 3,794th in the world and 85th in the West Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 22,944 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Thessalian was endorsed by The Democratic Femboy Republic of Arietska.
- : Thessalian was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Republic of Arcaeria, curing 1 million infected.
- : Thessalian was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Survivors.
- : Thessalian was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Conservation Officer of Chodean Kal, curing 148 million infected.
- : Thessalian was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Stavka of Drinnon, curing 117 million infected.
- : Thessalian was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The War Criminal of Dalimbar, curing 128 million infected.
- : Thessalian was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Conservation Officer of Chodean Kal, curing 105 million infected.
- : Thessalian was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from The Stavka of Drinnon, curing 114 million infected.
- : Thessalian was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The War Criminal of Dalimbar, curing 224 million infected.
- : Thessalian was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Conservation Officer of Chodean Kal, curing 225 million infected.
World Assembly
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