The Hand Rolled Holey Smokes of Av Libertas Vindex is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Johnnie Walker with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and national health service. The compassionate population of 8.861 billion Libertas Vindexians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chocorua. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Libertas Vindexian economy, worth a remarkable 1,416 trillion Marbles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,909 Marbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, street preachers spend more time condemning government bureaucracy than passers-by, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, and funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Av Libertas Vindex's national animal is the Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Av Libertas Vindex is ranked 3,854^th in the world and 60^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 123.17 law-abiding acts per hour.