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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,417thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,254thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,616th
The Armed Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
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Economy
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Svanland

Population17.429 billion

CapitalSvancity
LeaderMikael Svan

CurrencyPissetassar
AnimalKakstare

The Armed Republic of Svanland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mikael Svan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 17.429 billion Svanlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Svancity. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Svanlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,957 trillion Pissetassars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,714 Pissetassars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In a desperate bid for cheap airfare Svanlandians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Svanland's national animal is the Kakstare, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Svanland is ranked 26,116th in the world and 485th in the West Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 74.44 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,254thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,616thMost Developed: 3,781stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,876thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,912thHealthiest Citizens: 3,992ndMost Influential: 4,063rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,597thHighest Food Quality: 5,101stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,214thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,255thMost Inclusive: 5,344thSafest: 5,354thBest Weather: 5,431stSmartest Citizens: 5,443rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,314thLargest Governments: 6,349thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,530thMost Stationary: 6,651stLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,756thLowest Crime Rates: 6,776thMost Cultured: 7,208thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,448thHighest Economic Output: 7,855thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,923rdNicest Citizens: 8,663rdLargest Publishing Industry: 13,382ndMost Secular: 14,487thTop
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Most Pacifist: 15,557thHighest Average Incomes: 17,695thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,262ndMost Efficient Economies: 20,653rdLargest Populations: 22,734thMost Income Equality: 26,116thLargest Welfare Programs: 30,720th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 29th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 59th in the regionMost Developed: 67th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 72nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 75th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 77th in the regionMost Stationary: 78th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 79th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 88th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 93rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 93rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 94th in the regionMost Influential: 96th in the regionLargest Governments: 97th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 98th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 99th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 100th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 103rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 107th in the regionBest Weather: 107th in the regionSafest: 111th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 114th in the regionMost Cultured: 115th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 118th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 132nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 142nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 156th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 158th in the regionLargest Populations: 169th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 188th in the regionMost Secular: 199th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 218th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 220th in the regionMost Patriotic: 266th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 292nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 314th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 316th in the region

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