Population | 17.429 billion |
Capital | Svancity |
Leader | Mikael Svan |
Currency | Pissetassar |
Animal | Kakstare |
The Armed Republic of Svanland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Mikael Svan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 17.429 billion Svanlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Svancity. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Svanlandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,957 trillion Pissetassars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,714 Pissetassars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
In a desperate bid for cheap airfare Svanlandians can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, only vaccinated citizens may have free healthcare, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Svanland's national animal is the Kakstare, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Svanland is ranked 26,116th in the world and 485th in the West Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 74.44 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Svanland was endorsed by The Tribal Nation of Tsangenya.
- : Following new legislation in Svanland, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.
- : Svanland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Svanland endorsed The Holy Corsairs of Eyluvmenia.
- : Svanland endorsed The War Criminal of Dalimbar.
- : Following new legislation in Svanland, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway.
- : Svanland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors and Most Zombies.
- : Svanland was endorsed by The War Criminal of Dalimbar.
- : Svanland was endorsed by The Holy Corsairs of Eyluvmenia.
- : Svanland endorsed The Most Serene Republic of Reformed Hoffon.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 55 » Dilber, Pandaland II, Nas Crustium, Mediobogdum, San Diego Islands, Hamburg Neo, BIteland, The Undivided, Podium, Av Libertas Vindex, Overthinkers, Corbeil, New Belia, Glorious Existence, Hongg Kong, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Apexiala, Guitermot, Infinite Star, Willow Gate, Bhang Bhang Duc, Varanius, The Warriors of Determination, Savitri, Laudesia, Orcatortugs, Occidius, Rengum in Lingo, Hyperion Towers, Diet coke enjoyers, Fotisdia, Yy4u, Liberillia, Ashkan, Wickedly evil people, Isachile Tum, RelentlessPirates, Glastol, Fujai, Acarodia, Algueneia, CityCity, Elegarth, All European nations, Xanderstan, Sorprendente, Rotvania, Nacaome, NewIberia, Kisovec, and 5 others.Reformed Hoffon, Covenentia, Eyluvmenia, Dalimbar, and Tsangenya.