The Pandas of Pandaland II is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Giant Panda with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 14.9 billion Pandas enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Bamboo Forest. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Panda economy, worth a remarkable 7,465 trillion Bamboos a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 501,043 Bamboos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political spontaneity takes a lot of planning, doctors prescribe medicines produced by the last pharmaceutical company to give them a free pen, intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime is totally unknown. Pandaland II's national animal is the Giraffe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bambooism.

Pandaland II is ranked 8,609^th in the world and 136^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 103.98 law-abiding acts per hour.