by Max Barry

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Dalimbar was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 372
Largest Populations: 1,765thLargest Black Market: 2,340thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,671st
The War Criminal of
Father Knows Best State
Glory to Dalimbar!
Civil Rights
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Population33.668 billion

CapitalSaint Andreisberg
LeaderMarshal Markus Briand

CurrencyFree State Credit

The War Criminal of Dalimbar is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Marshal Markus Briand with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.668 billion Dalimbari are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Andreisberg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 73.7%.

The all-consuming Dalimbari economy, worth a remarkable 2,884 trillion Free State Credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 85,683 Free State Credits, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 457,115 per year while the poor average 8,440, a ratio of 54.2 to 1.

Boom-and-bust cycles are being peddled as economically inevitable, the army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, government popup ads are springing up like weeds, and enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dalimbar's national animal is the Libreagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dalism.

Dalimbar is ranked 200,879th in the world and 5,364th in the West Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.21 weapons per person.

Largest Populations: 1,765thLargest Black Market: 2,340thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,671stBest Weather: 4,139thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,415thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,165thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,259thHighest Economic Output: 5,486thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,627thMost Patriotic: 6,836thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,566thHealthiest Citizens: 9,408thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,073rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,815thMost Influential: 12,019thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,032ndTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 12,618thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,924thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,400thLowest Crime Rates: 15,988thMost Secular: 16,866thHighest Food Quality: 17,060thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,226thMost Cultured: 18,062ndMost Stationary: 18,379thMost Developed: 18,451stLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,626thSmartest Citizens: 19,173rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 21,923rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,663rd
Largest Populations: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 42nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 47th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 83rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 93rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 96th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 101st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 102nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 138th in the regionMost Patriotic: 146th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 195th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 201st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 210th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 217th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 230th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 237th in the regionMost Stationary: 248th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 260th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 283rd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 336th in the regionMost Influential: 343rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 377th in the regionMost Cultured: 378th in the regionMost Secular: 385th in the regionMost Developed: 391st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 417th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 422nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 426th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 484th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 494th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 598th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 624th in the regionLargest Governments: 649th in the region

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