Population | 2.616 billion |
Capital | Turtle Town |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | turtle |
The Principality of The Mast Ita is a massive, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, infamous sell-swords, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.616 billion Mast Itans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turtle Town. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Mast Itan economy, worth 142 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 54,568 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, the government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, and sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Mast Ita's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
The Mast Ita is ranked 19,926th in the world and 370th in the West Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 79.24 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The Mast Ita was endorsed by The Armed Republic of Kurranulla.
- : The Mast Ita was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : The Mast Ita was endorsed by The Democratic Femboy Republic of Arietska.
- : The Mast Ita was endorsed by The Confederacy of All European nations.
- : The Mast Ita was endorsed by The Protectorate of Xanderstan.
- : The Mast Ita was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Sorprendente.
- : The Mast Ita was endorsed by The Holy Celestial Death Angel of Elegarth.
- : Following new legislation in The Mast Ita, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'.
- : The Mast Ita was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : The Mast Ita was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Costelloland.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 31 » The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Bhang Bhang Duc, Varanius, Overthinkers, Corbeil, Occidius, Mediobogdum, Glorious Existence, Nas Crustium, Hamburg Neo, Rengum in Lingo, Wickedly evil people, Fotisdia, Dilber, Guam-North Mariana, Isachile Tum, Wakoshima, Fujai, Hongg Kong, Willow Gate, Newgratia, Algueneia, NewIberia, CityCity, Costelloland, Elegarth, Sorprendente, Xanderstan, All European nations, Arietska, and Kurranulla.