The Peoples Republic of Konzhov is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Comrade Stalinkovich with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.383 billion Konzhovians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sovda. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Konzhovian economy, worth a remarkable 3,257 trillion Konzhovian Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 198,856 Konzhovian Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, the government is paving paradises to put up parking lots, and putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Konzhov's national animal is the Konzhovian brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Konzhov is ranked 6,926^th in the world and 43^rd in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 8,484.83 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.