The Empire of Bosansko-Hercegovacko Carstvo is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Senad with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and public floggings. The compassionate, cynical population of 3.707 billion Bosanci i Hercegovcis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarajevo. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Bosansko-Hercegovacko Carstvoan economy, worth 302 trillion BAMS a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,698 BAMS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, students do more community service than homework, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, and Senad's Twitcher account is typically used to share Pigeon memes rather than government policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bosansko-Hercegovacko Carstvo's national animal is the Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Islam.

Bosansko-Hercegovacko Carstvo is ranked 77,698^th in the world and 249^th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring 34.7 on the Scary Big Number Scale.