The Armed Republic of NewImperia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by High Honorable Sad Onion with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.275 billion NewImperians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Imperial City. The average income tax rate is 76.8%.

The frighteningly efficient NewImperian economy, worth 364 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 111,147 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

T-shirts displaying a photo of High Honorable Sad Onion performing the Full-Monty are selling out, the nation's interest in space is at an all-time high while interest in saving the planet is at an all-time low, third world countries are rich in "I Love The Imperial City" t-shirts, and immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NewImperia's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Imperialism.

NewImperia is ranked 34,714^th in the world and 755^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.25 law-abiding acts per hour.