The PHONK EMPIRE of Anne of Cleves in TNP is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Anne of Cleves V with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, avant-garde cinema, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.285 billion Clevesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Cleves. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Clevesian economy, worth 372 trillion Kleve Thalers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming. Average income is 40,095 Kleve Thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment, hotels often double as quarantine zones, and it is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anne of Cleves in TNP's national animal is the Clevesian Red Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Anneist Lutheran Christianity.

Anne of Cleves in TNP is ranked 300,464^th in the world and 5,531^st in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 5.69 Atheism Rate.