Population | 7.913 billion |
Capital | New Cleves |
Leader | Empress Anne of Cleves V |
Faith | Anneist Lutheran Christianity |
Currency | Kleve Thaler |
Animal | Clevesian Red Hawk |
The PHONK EMPIRE of Anne of Cleves in TNP is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Empress Anne of Cleves V with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, avowedly heterosexual populace, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.913 billion Clevesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Cleves. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The large but sluggish Clevesian economy, worth 265 trillion Kleve Thalers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 33,545 Kleve Thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment, hotels often double as quarantine zones, and it is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Anne of Cleves in TNP's national animal is the Clevesian Red Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Anneist Lutheran Christianity.
Anne of Cleves in TNP is ranked 18,911th in the world and 734th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.65 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Anne of Cleves in TNP was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Khoik.
- : Anne of Cleves in TNP was endorsed by The Ecological Assembly of Davidianian.
- : Anne of Cleves in TNP was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Tugupaw.
- : Anne of Cleves in TNP was endorsed by The Occupied Earth of Transitional Global Authority.
- : Anne of Cleves in TNP was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Ishtimbine.
- : Anne of Cleves in TNP was endorsed by The Armed State of Barxa.
- : Anne of Cleves in TNP was endorsed by The Republic of Suvarnavarta.
- : Anne of Cleves in TNP was endorsed by The Commonwealth of New Lakemba.
- : Anne of Cleves in TNP was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of The Resoland.
- : Anne of Cleves in TNP was endorsed by The Rising Sun's Land of Yaorozu.
World Assembly
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