Population | 5.34 billion |
Capital | Los Pollos Hermanos |
Leader | Gustavo Fring |
Faith | Gnosticism |
Currency | Samenithian Dollar |
Animal | wolf |
The United Socialist States of Samenith is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Gustavo Fring with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.34 billion Samenithians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Pollos Hermanos. The average income tax rate is 90.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Samenithian economy, worth 547 trillion Samenithian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,534 Samenithian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
Television characters who ask how someone's doing are charged with harassment, product development labs spend most of their money fighting the government's patent infringement lawsuits, destitute AIs lurk around online bulletin boards begging for spare Samenithian Dollars, and diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Samenith's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Gnosticism.
Samenith is ranked 128,100th in the world and 2,152nd in the South Pacific for Most Average, scoring 38.89 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Samenith was endorsed by The Armed Autocracy of North Caldwell.
- : Samenith was endorsed by The Dictatorship of DaBes.
- : Samenith was endorsed by The 11-27-2023 1st Anniversary of Qezos.
- : Samenith was endorsed by The Empire of Omnigarden.
- : Following new legislation in Samenith, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.
- : Samenith was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Republic of New Hungary.
- : Samenith was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Entwurf.
- : Samenith was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Samenith was endorsed by The Republic of Livermore.
- : Samenith was endorsed by The Federation of Ellicas.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 98 » Valles Stellarum, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Amerion, Ever Testing, Land Without Shrimp, Altnavia, Sporaltryus, Aidenfieeld, Goldnation, Arscanesia, Nowa Europa, Eleuthelrium, Wehraboos, Tepertopia, PenguinPies, Ebonhand, Arlandias, Pepoland, The Haughtherlands, Kazhinskia, Curlyhoward, The Free Falklands, Dhemixia, Banieltopia, Tanyaland, Great Lothian, Hacrela, Rebel-topia, Cerespasia, Venezia Pacifica, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Chernaya Zvezda, Sgaana, Kaoia, Kringalia, Gonthavnor, America Gone Wrong, Belschaft, Phyakaran, Teasonda, Moreana, Hadrex, The Worst army of, Auviantan Outh Islands, ANuadh, East Endia, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Eastern Doncaster, Marnrio, and 48 others.Springwalla, The Weirdo, Lupusterra, Eastern Juble Lux, BEEstreetz, Anarco Argentina, Inner Albania, Genoxelande, Great Scapula, Eastern Bahia, Meglomania, Janoi Donacen, Rotenaplistan, Albend, New Maxta, Anatasha, North Kanuckistan, Dillimore, Yugarritia, Muffinses, Szurea, Statelandiastan, The Polar Bear Communities, 7 Trees, Sparkadooby, Merken, Palindromo, Legion Of The Moon, Bartonia Nova, Liberum Terrum, Tyopio, Empire of Bredux, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Titanaria, Bolshevik Socialist Republic, Zhuanghwei, Enessia, Esfalsa, Farengeto, Aucooria, Volituar Allis, Purple Hyacinth, Ellicas, Entwurf, Omnigarden, Qezos, DaBes, and North Caldwell.