The Dictatorship of Azealand Isle is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lord Azizul with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, smutty television, and lack of airports. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.257 billion Azealand Islanders are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azealand Dungeon. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azealand Islean economy, worth 568 trillion Azealand Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,599 Azealand Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

All government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, it's illegal to be caught on tape, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azealand Isle's national animal is the Saltwater crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sobekism.

Azealand Isle is ranked 289,302^nd in the world and 5,180^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -16.55 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.