Population | 11.154 billion |
Capital | Havana |
Leader | El Presidente Sebastian Bach |
Faith | Alchemy |
Currency | Piña Colada |
Animal | Three-Toed Sloth |
The Tiki Bar of East Copa Cabana is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by El Presidente Sebastian Bach with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and ban on automobiles. The compassionate population of 11.154 billion East Copa Cabananians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Havana. The average income tax rate is 76.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse East Copa Cabanan economy, worth a remarkable 1,032 trillion Piña Coladas a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 92,585 Piña Coladas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, and televisions are often seized to pay for overdue television license fees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. East Copa Cabana's national animal is the Three-Toed Sloth, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Alchemy.
East Copa Cabana is ranked 26,676th in the world and 535th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,860.18 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : East Copa Cabana was endorsed by The Allied States of Janoi Donacen.
- : East Copa Cabana was endorsed by The Empire of Meglomania.
- : East Copa Cabana was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and Most World Assembly Endorsements and the Top 5% for Most Stationary, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : East Copa Cabana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : East Copa Cabana was endorsed by The Republic of Amerikanisches Imperium.
- : East Copa Cabana was endorsed by The Holy Empire of SharttingToepia.
- : East Copa Cabana was endorsed by The Foínix Aftokratoría of Megistos.
- : East Copa Cabana was endorsed by The Feudal State of Eastern Bahia.
- : East Copa Cabana was endorsed by The Goodbye of Stelmund.
- : East Copa Cabana was endorsed by The Mountainous Flat Country of 7 Trees.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 114 » Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Aidenfieeld, Land Without Shrimp, Nowa Europa, Bawkie, Bleakfoot, Tepertopia, Abarri, Beblahbleblo, Wehraboos, PenguinPies, Rebel-topia, Ebonhand, Amerion, Anatasha, Drystar, Farengeto, West Pastafaria, Saciu, Tsunamy, Kringalia, The naked people, Darakin, Hanguk-Nippon, Arscanesia, The Haughtherlands, Venezia Pacifica, Kanatian Percocet, Eleuthelrium, Shefino, Skaladoria, Ostavaria, Great Lothian, Froshar, Chernaya Zvezda, Altnavia, Holy Free, Goldnation, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, ARIAPOLIS01, Sporaltryus, Kazhinskia, Khnomania, Curlyhoward, North Pernambuco, Unielvan Millorvium, Pepoland, The Free Falklands, Dhemixia, and 64 others.Ever Testing, Estival, Hacrela, Alvira, Cerespasia, America Gone Wrong, New Maxta, Empire of Pekoland, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Tanyaland, Asarana, Morian, Kaoia, Gonthavnor, Belschaft, Blipp, Phyakaran, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, Teasonda, Emagination, Hadrex, The Worst army of, Lilli Lands, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, Auviantan Outh Islands, Krauanagaz, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Springwalla, Marnrio, Las Filipina, HawkoFon, The Weirdo, Aodhan, Lans Isles, Marre, Xanistan, Lupusterra, Nakayo, Pepperton, BEEstreetz, Eastern Juble Lux, Anarco Argentina, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Genoxelande, Qadiworka, Greater Fennovia, Albend, Mardunia, Great Scapula, 7 Trees, Stelmund, Eastern Bahia, Megistos, SharttingToepia, Amerikanisches Imperium, Meglomania, and Janoi Donacen.