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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,654thMost Influential: 2,626thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,635th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Peace at home, peace in the world.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Turkenia

Population8.1 billion

CapitalAnkara
LeaderErgean Osman

CurrencyTurkenian lira
AnimalEagle

The Republic of Turkenia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Ergean Osman with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, national health service, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate population of 8.1 billion Turkenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ankara. The average income tax rate is 65.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Turkenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,236 trillion Turkenian lire a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 152,600 Turkenian lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys", the inchworm that measured the marigolds is six feet under, retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals, and calling tech support mid-shootout is a common occurrence. Crime is totally unknown. Turkenia's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Turkenia is ranked 261,452nd in the world and 1,366th in Europe for Most Extreme, scoring 9.05 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,654thMost Influential: 2,626thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,635thHealthiest Citizens: 4,811thBest Weather: 5,411thRudest Citizens: 5,873rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,750thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,141stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,001stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,153rdLargest Publishing Industry: 9,279thMost Developed: 9,522ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,946thHighest Food Quality: 10,073rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,545thSmartest Citizens: 11,125thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,161stLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,343rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,608thMost Cultured: 12,919thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,351stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,759thTop
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Most Inclusive: 16,830thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,056thNicest Citizens: 23,272ndHighest Average Incomes: 23,628thLargest Governments: 25,784thMost Patriotic: 26,205thHighest Economic Output: 26,574thMost Advanced Public Education: 30,643rdMost Efficient Economies: 30,836thMost Secular: 31,506th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 98th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 108th in the regionBest Weather: 150th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Turkenia, calling tech support mid-shootout is a common occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkenia, retirement homes are filled with foreign war criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkenia, the inchworm that measured the marigolds is six feet under.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkenia, dogs are encouraged to confront the psychodynamic roots of their desire to be "good boys".
  • : Following new legislation in Turkenia, juvenile delinquents are fitter than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkenia, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Turkenia, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Turkenian lira battlesuits.
  • : Turkenia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Turkenia was endorsed by The Comrade commonwealth of Leviggo.
  • : Turkenia was endorsed by The Republic of Flaey.

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