The Republic of Topkapia is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 2.854 billion Topkapians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Topkapia City. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Topkapian economy, worth 302 trillion topkapian credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 106,124 topkapian credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit, nine-year-olds' chat logs are scoured for evidence of radicalization, and politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Topkapia's national animal is the peacock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Topkapia is ranked 37,835^th in the world and 813^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,431.37 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.