The Confederacy of Techno Socialystiche is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kingslayer with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 5.78 billion Techno Socials enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Steelhouse. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Techno Socialystichean economy, worth 443 trillion Allesmarks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,681 Allesmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, the nation sends criminals home to think about what they did, foreign leaders are advising that Kingslayer's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, and religious households enthusiastically use whips in private. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Techno Socialystiche's national animal is the Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Freedom of Cult.

Techno Socialystiche is ranked 46,413^th in the world and 498^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,173 on the Gilded Widget Scale.