Population | 16.895 billion |
Capital | Loechia City |
Leader | Shrimpy DeShrimp |
Currency | Nova |
Animal | Loechian Bloodhound |
The Free Land of Loechia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Shrimpy DeShrimp with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, public floggings, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 16.895 billion Loechians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loechia City. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Loechian economy, worth a remarkable 2,402 trillion Novas a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,191 Novas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Criminal convictions are routinely thrown out because the accused's grandmother didn't get to testify about their good character, Loechian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Shrimpy DeShrimp, insanely good theatre productions face government censorship, and airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps. Crime is totally unknown. Loechia's national animal is the Loechian Bloodhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Loechia is ranked 282,857th in the world and 5,306th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -390.61 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Loechia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Loechia was endorsed by The Empire of Meglomania.
- : Loechia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Most Influential and the Top 5% for Most Scientifically Advanced, Most Advanced Public Education, and Highest Economic Output.
- : Loechia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Loechia was endorsed by The Republic of Amerikanisches Imperium.
- : Loechia was endorsed by The Holy Empire of SharttingToepia.
- : Loechia was endorsed by The Foínix Aftokratoría of Megistos.
- : Loechia was endorsed by The Feudal State of Eastern Bahia.
- : Loechia was endorsed by The Goodbye of Stelmund.
- : Loechia was endorsed by The Mountainous Flat Country of 7 Trees.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 126 » Drugged Monkeys, Farengeto, Kringalia, Tsunamy, Darakin, Hanguk-Nippon, Xandev, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Amerion, Mapico, Aidenfieeld, Bleakfoot, PenguinPies, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Shefino, The Worst army of, Myness, Tepertopia, Phanama, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Nowa Europa, Bawkie, Drystar, Rebel-topia, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Beblahbleblo, Anatasha, Saciu, The naked people, Arscanesia, Ostavaria, The Haughtherlands, Kanatian Percocet, Skaladoria, Eleuthelrium, Great Lothian, Froshar, Chernaya Zvezda, Altnavia, Delthorensdale, Goldnation, Holy Free, The Ginger Lands, Dun Frest, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, ARIAPOLIS01, Kazhinskia, and 76 others.Sporaltryus, Galactya, Khnomania, North Pernambuco, Curlyhoward, Uvalor, Unielvan Millorvium, Dhemixia, Pepoland, The Free Falklands, Empire of Pekoland, Ever Testing, Alvira, Estival, Hacrela, Cerespasia, America Gone Wrong, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, Gonthavnor, Belschaft, Blipp, Phyakaran, Teasonda, Truskawkoland, Hazahmkong, Emagination, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, Lilli Lands, ANuadh, Auviantan Outh Islands, Purestan, Zeta Del Norte, Krauanagaz, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, Petea, Volaworand, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Springwalla, Marnrio, Las Filipina, The Weirdo, Aodhan, HawkoFon, Upper Ryu Lorty, Xanistan, Lans Isles, Marre, Nakayo, Pepperton, BEEstreetz, Philippinessss, Eastern Juble Lux, Anarco Argentina, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Genoxelande, The Xolbarian Opposition, Qadiworka, Mardunia, Greater Fennovia, Albend, 7 Trees, Stelmund, Eastern Bahia, Megistos, SharttingToepia, Amerikanisches Imperium, and Meglomania.