The Engineer of LeikANsTo is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Dell Conagher aka Engineer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.057 billion Leikanstanis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bee Cave. The average income tax rate is 32.1%.

The very strong Leikanstani economy, worth 65.3 trillion Metals a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,738 Metals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, people can't decide between preserving forests and buying print copies of 'Dogman Versus The Giggler', and all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LeikANsTo's national animal is the Berry Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

LeikANsTo is ranked 105,659^th in the world and 742^nd in Europe for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 195.65 on the Clooney Contribution Index.