Population | 43.233 billion |
Capital | Bowerstone |
Leader | Lord Blake |
Faith | Pastafarianism |
Currency | Flabbergast |
Animal | Sharktopus |
The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 43.233 billion Kaigians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 18,726 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 433,155 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nine out of ten citizens of Kaigi answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, commemoration of the Great The East Pacific War costs almost as much as the war itself, royal processions are often mistaken for pride parades, and the government builds houses for foreign newcomers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Kaigi is ranked 19th in the world and 1st in The East Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 268.75 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, the government builds houses for foreign newcomers.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, royal processions are often mistaken for pride parades.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, commemoration of the Great The East Pacific War costs almost as much as the war itself.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, nine out of ten citizens of Kaigi answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, Kaigian politicians are often described as having more style than substance.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, Lord Blake's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, foreign heads of state have taken out restraining orders against Kaigian ambassadors.
- : Following new legislation in Kaigi, feeling like a winner comes at a price.
World Assembly
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