The Imperial Commonwealth of The Empire of Rijelv is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Queen-Empress Sophia with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 17.19 billion Rijelvians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lüsiia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Rijelvian economy, worth a remarkable 8,034 trillion Jolvs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 467,396 Jolvs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, it's illegal to be caught on tape, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?", and CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears. Crime is totally unknown. The Empire of Rijelv's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Secularism.

The Empire of Rijelv is ranked 189,576^th in the world and 3,884^th in The East Pacific for Safest, scoring 51.51 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.