The Dictatorship of Azealand Isle is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lord Azizul with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 4.302 billion Azealand Islanders are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azealand Dungeon. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azealand Islean economy, worth 572 trillion Azealand Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 132,972 Azealand Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Lord Azizul is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, withdrawal of support for drug addicts is leaving many with cold sweats, Lord Azizul is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government, and politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azealand Isle's national animal is the Saltwater crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Sobekism.

Azealand Isle is ranked 189,887^th in the world and 3,147^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 1.87 kickbacks per hour.