The Unified Tracts of Elejamie is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mark Costello with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.742 billion Elejamians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coventry. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Elejamian economy, worth an astonishing 16,798 trillion Sofancs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is a breathtaking 513,055 Sofancs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, and travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elejamie's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Industrial music.

Elejamie is ranked 291,133^rd in the world and 5,125^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.1 kickbacks per hour.