The Dominion of Great Aztlatan CommonWealth is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Zarin Virasi with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 16.051 billion Aztlatans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aztlabanti. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Aztlatanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,543 trillion Aztlatan Drakas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 158,436 Aztlatan Drakas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui, equality looks curiously unequal, and children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Great Aztlatan CommonWealth's national animal is the Milk Snake, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Great Aztlatan CommonWealth is ranked 72,140^th in the world and 1,247^th in The East Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 24.51 kickbacks per hour.