The Kingdom of Denyssia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by King Denys III with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.284 billion Denyssians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Slavograd. The average income tax rate is 57.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Denyssian economy, worth 110 trillion Denyssian talars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 85,920 Denyssian talars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy, the law forbids arson, murder, and low-quality cheese, and Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Denyssia's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Denyssia is ranked 303,694^th in the world and 1,418^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 0.65 flags saluted per person per day.