The Federal Republic of Hamburg Neo is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Friedrich Kaiser with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.597 billion Hamburg Neoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamburg Neo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Hamburg Neoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,532 trillion Euros a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 294,522 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, grandiose stage parents insist superyachts and private cinemas are children's basic needs, people can get away with murder these days, and welfare recipients are milking the government for all they've got. Crime is totally unknown. Hamburg Neo's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Hamburg Neo is ranked 771^st in the world and 13^th in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 26,993.15 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.