Population | 114 million |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | crocodile |
The Colony of Blontais is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 114 million Blontaisians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Blontaisian economy, worth 9.55 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 83,789 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.
Whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, the government is a law unto itself, a degree in Leader Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, and billions are being spent on a new island airport. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Blontais's national animal is the crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Blontais is ranked 67,373rd in the world and 733rd in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 3,245.86 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Blontais was endorsed by The Queer Pirate Endorsing OT of Fujai.
- : Following new legislation in Blontais, billions are being spent on a new island airport.
- : Following new legislation in Blontais, a degree in Leader Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers.
- : Following new legislation in Blontais, the government is a law unto itself.
- : Following new legislation in Blontais, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
- : Following new legislation in Blontais, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare".
- : Following new legislation in Blontais, the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support.
- : Following new legislation in Blontais, some magnifier-wielding Blontaisians say Leader seems a little lacking in something.
- : Following new legislation in Blontais, administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture.
- : Following new legislation in Blontais, Blontaisian TV is considered cruel and unusual punishment in other countries.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 22 » Diet coke enjoyers, Fotisdia, Wickedly evil people, Isachile Tum, Overthinkers, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Varanius, Muad-Dib, DiscGolfLand, Shaktirajya, The United Republic of Westend, Hamburg Neo, Bhang Bhang Duc, Eyluvmenia, Wakoshima, Dilber, Mathematania, Corbeil, Yugobadia, The Free States of Gotham, All Good People, and Fujai.