The Federation of Kabirstan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kabir with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.097 billion Kabirstanis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kabristan. The average income tax rate is 60.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kabirstani economy, worth 165 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 150,704 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The default state for Kabirstan is default, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, cheap goods stamped "Made In Dàguó" are increasingly rare, and military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kabirstan's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kabirstan is ranked 108,210^th in the world and 1,332^nd in the West Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,500.34 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.