The United Realms of Oronia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Tomas II with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, soft-spoken computers, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 23.528 billion Oronians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anturia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Oronian economy, worth a remarkable 7,860 trillion oroloes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 334,071 oroloes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts, and children in school playgrounds can be heard chanting the hymns of the Order of Violet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oronia's national animal is the jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Oronia.

Oronia is ranked 1,007^th in the world and 20^th in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 25,323.6 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.