The 𝔅𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝕲𝖔𝖉 of Yodle is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, lack of airports, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.745 billion Yodleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yodlean economy, worth a remarkable 5,818 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 327,867 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Male politicians lose their jobs for staring too long at their female counterparts, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity, Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, and farting etiquette is taught in schools. Crime is totally unknown. Yodle's national animal is the Human Race, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Yodle is ranked 1,967^th in the world and 1^st in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 15,591.29 on the Gilded Widget Scale.