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Yodle was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 516
Most Valuable International Artwork: 38thMost Secular: 50thMost Pacifist: 93rd
The 𝔅𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝕲𝖔𝖉 of
Democratic Socialists
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Emperor Wuff
Influence
Dealmaker
𝕺𝖚𝖗 𝕷𝖔𝖗𝖉 & 𝕾𝖆𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖗 | Chief Justice ⚖️
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Yodle

Population18.938 billion

CapitalYodle City
LeaderEmperor Wuff
FaithOrthodox Yodlism

CurrencyGold Bar
AnimalHuman Race

The 𝔅𝔢𝔫𝔢𝔳𝔬𝔩𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝕲𝖔𝖉 of Yodle is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Wuff with an even hand, and notable for its lack of airports, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.938 billion Yodleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yodle City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yodlean economy, worth a remarkable 6,579 trillion Gold Bars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 347,412 Gold Bars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, populations of two-headed Human Races have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, and school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp. Crime is totally unknown. Yodle's national animal is the Human Race, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Yodle is ranked 78,122nd in the world and 90th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 69.78 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 38thMost Secular: 50thMost Pacifist: 93rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 93rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 94thHighest Food Quality: 129thMost Inclusive: 131stMost Beautiful Environments: 136thBest Weather: 145thSafest: 151stMost Developed: 167thHealthiest Citizens: 174thLongest Average Lifespans: 184thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 190thMost Compassionate Citizens: 204thNicest Citizens: 210thHighest Average Tax Rates: 240thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 240thMost Cultured: 267thSmartest Citizens: 283rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 296thLargest Governments: 316thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 348thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 362ndMost Influential: 374thMost Advanced Public Education: 468thHighest Poor Incomes: 550thLargest Publishing Industry: 596thLargest Information Technology Sector: 727thMost Rebellious Youth: 732ndLargest Welfare Programs: 802ndMost Efficient Economies: 969thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,038thLowest Crime Rates: 1,110thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,831stHighest Average Incomes: 1,866thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,052ndHighest Economic Output: 2,156thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,380thMost Stationary: 6,027thMost Patriotic: 9,482ndNudest: 10,274thTop
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Most Income Equality: 15,912thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 18,821stLargest Populations: 19,802ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 27,462nd
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 26th in the regionNudest: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yodle was endorsed by The Federation of Flanelvia.
  • : Yodle endorsed The Federation of Flanelvia.
  • : Yodle endorsed The Republic of Ma lili.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, populations of two-headed Human Races have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant.
  • : Following new legislation in Yodle, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Yodlean language.
  • : Yodle voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Mining Safety Accord".
  • : Yodle lodged a message on the The Region That Has No Big Banks Regional Message Board.

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