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Most Patriotic: 253rdMost Secular: 628thMost Scientifically Advanced: 740th
The Imperial Provinces of
Psychotic Dictatorship
In times of peace, prepare for war
Influence
Ambassador
Deputy Minister of Defense
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Lkandria

Population8.508 billion

CapitalLars City
LeaderLars Arnoldson
FaithAtheism

CurrencySlovak
AnimalDog

The Imperial Provinces of Lkandria is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lars Arnoldson with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.508 billion Lkandrians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lars City. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Lkandrian economy, worth a remarkable 2,502 trillion Slovaks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 294,110 Slovaks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, and the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lkandria's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Lkandria is ranked 26,569th in the world and 13th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Stationary, with 1,437.27926764068 days.

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Most Patriotic: 253rdMost Secular: 628thMost Scientifically Advanced: 740thLowest Crime Rates: 1,001stMost Armed: 1,054thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,194thMost Influential: 1,244thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,274thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,403rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,447thMost Developed: 1,703rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,770thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,944thSmartest Citizens: 2,045thLargest Governments: 2,134thHealthiest Citizens: 2,162ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,769thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,072ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,143rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,363rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,403rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,589thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,848thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,462ndLargest Publishing Industry: 6,517thLargest Mining Sector: 7,590thHighest Food Quality: 8,568thMost Inclusive: 8,938thHighest Economic Output: 9,171stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,236thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,912thMost Authoritarian: 11,760thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,814thTop
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Most Cultured: 15,592ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,133rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,974thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,260thMost Advanced Public Transport: 25,065thMost Stationary: 26,569thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 28,186th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 11th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 12th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 22nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionMost Conservative: 25th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 25th in the region

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