The Not an scp foundation puppet of Envoi is a massive, safe nation, ruled by darth plagueis the wise with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 2.139 billion Envoians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wisconsin Dells. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Envoian economy, worth 235 trillion urbuls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Information Technology, Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 110,069 urbuls, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant, dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Envoi's national animal is the scp 096, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is sillyism.

Envoi is ranked 21,251^st in the world and 27^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,917.19 on the Gilded Widget Scale.