The Protectorate of Thermodolian WA Mission is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Senior Ambassador Eve Sanoe with an even hand, and notable for its punitive income tax rates, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 6.219 billion Thermodolian WA Missionians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Education, Welfare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Office 425. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Thermodolian WA Missionian economy, worth 288 trillion Thermas a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,340 Thermas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, Thermodolian WA Mission has designated Office 425 as its capital city, Senior Ambassador Eve Sanoe has just been declared ruler of Thermodolian WA Mission in an international press conference, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thermodolian WA Mission's national animal is the WA Nomes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thermodolian WA Mission is ranked 76,990^th in the world and 1,530^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.99 law-abiding acts per hour.