Population | 806 million |
Capital | Weron Kerute Qok |
Leader | The Supreme Almighty Ruling Council |
Currency | Qok |
Animal | cat |
The Oppressed Peoples of Detek Lunesta Qok is a huge, genial nation, ruled by The Supreme Almighty Ruling Council with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 806 million Qokists are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Weron Kerute Qok. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Detek Lunesta Qokian economy, worth 33.2 trillion Qoks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 41,238 Qoks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Federal Council of Detek Lunesta Qok has been announced as the new Head of State, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive, and tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Detek Lunesta Qok's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Detek Lunesta Qok is ranked 262,053rd in the world and 1,251st in Europe for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -7.75 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Detek Lunesta Qok voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
- : Detek Lunesta Qok voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Work Visas Act".
- : Detek Lunesta Qok was endorsed by The Awesome States of Weltbeherrschung.
- : Following new legislation in Detek Lunesta Qok, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs.
- : Following new legislation in Detek Lunesta Qok, to say that military robots are inclined towards violence is offensive.
- : Following new legislation in Detek Lunesta Qok, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
- : Detek Lunesta Qok changed its national leader to "The Supreme Almighty Ruling Council".
- : Detek Lunesta Qok changed its national leader to "Me me me me me me".
- : Following new legislation in Detek Lunesta Qok, the Federal Council of Detek Lunesta Qok has been announced as the new Head of State.
- : Detek Lunesta Qok was endorsed by The Federal Empire of Quaxoglia.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 89 » Bastile, Invernessia, Walfo, Thracia Republic, Saarenmaa, Imperium Anglorum, Karnea, Orsik, Raghallaigh, Skalliad, Northern German Federation, Meropis, Yahlia, Rary, Basque Dominion, North of Americas, Greater Bahland, Trixeland, Irminsulia, Salwonia, Kazachman, Ortigia, Slavatania, St Scarlett, Leistrona, UGBK, Nardin, Iceagea, Agausia, Dark Matter, Thracia and Crimea, Astaraion, An Clar, The Champions League, Elestansa, East Ase Palmars, Aresetia, Robbonia, New Eestiball, Regnum Italiae, Istastioner, Foudina, Gliesetonia, Great Clucky, Kkorea, Jim the Baptist, The AbelLandia, Drembler, Ikarus, Wombelland, and 39 others.Hunarskotlo, Zaznia, Francoguese, The Egeland, Cot Deviet, Belvanya, Reiserland, DeNorSweLand, Armbruster, Salarnsia, Someseni, Balcem, Nova Crna Gora na Sardiniji, The Oriental Empire, Calicov, Outer Sparta, Myanerus, Icoland, Alsted, Ottterland, Cambany, Kronverg, Woodlands, Apocalypse Borg, Narmocrana, Scutarie, Westkapelle, Kardjali, Faack, Saint Von Artemis, CSB SA Union, Kebabian States, Kalebo, Chronus, Western Balkania, Reform City, Alcrosnia, Quaxoglia, and Weltbeherrschung.