The Rogue Nation of Wallanda is a gargantuan, genial nation, renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 12.451 billion Wallandans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Wallandan economy, worth a remarkable 4,420 trillion Wallabies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 354,998 Wallabies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,013,488 per year while the poor average 99,101, a ratio of 10.2 to 1.

Those who cut young children are told to cut it out, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League, rundown towns are frequently sold to billionaires for their pet projects, and trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wallanda's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wallanda is ranked 286,244^th in the world and 5,355^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 5.01 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.