Population | 34.872 billion |
Capital | New London |
Leader | James Lambert |
Currency | Federal Pound |
Animal | Evil Unicorn |
The Cantankerous Curmudgeon of Belschaft is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by James Lambert with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 34.872 billion Belschaftians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New London. The average income tax rate is 8.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Belschaftian economy, worth a remarkable 7,819 trillion Federal Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 224,225 Federal Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', vaccinations are mandatory, and movie references are legally admissible in court. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Belschaft's national animal is the Evil Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Belschaft is ranked 5,859th in the world and 170th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 128.75 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Gold Federal Districts of Rotenaplistan.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Theocracy of Santa Republica Argentina.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Kingdom of Norfarland.
- : Belschaft was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Corthsri.
- : Belschaft endorsed The Allied States of We are What Remains.
- : Belschaft endorsed The Republic of Tweetlandia.
- : Belschaft endorsed The Dictatorship of Ten10.
- : Belschaft endorsed The Kingdom of Hahax.
- : Belschaft endorsed The Free Land of Halaziaa.
- : Belschaft endorsed The Republic of Nuova Erevan.
World Assembly
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