The Dictatorship of Auviantan Outh Islands is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Victoria Rafter with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 4.625 billion Auviantan Outhtakers enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falcon In Denial City. The average income tax rate is 97.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Auviantan Outh Islandsian economy, worth 750 trillion deniers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 162,226 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied falcon, and national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Auviantan Outh Islands's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Auviantan Outh Islands is ranked 2,650^th in the world and 64^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 142.37 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.