Population | 19.213 billion |
Capital | Grand Haven |
Leader | Kevin Burke |
Faith | The Church of Havenwelle |
Currency | Hav |
Animal | Brittany Spaniel |
The Grand Republic of Havenwelle is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kevin Burke with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.213 billion Havenwelleans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand Haven. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 65.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Havenwellean economy, worth a remarkable 4,275 trillion Havs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,513 Havs, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.
Viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private, and anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Havenwelle's national animal is the Brittany Spaniel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Church of Havenwelle.
Havenwelle is ranked 620th in the world and 13th in the South Pacific for Most Corrupt Governments, with 592.48 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Havenwelle was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Havenwelle voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Outer Sparta".
- : Following new legislation in Havenwelle, anyone with a tin cup can stop by the welfare office to have it filled with coins.
- : Havenwelle endorsed The Gold Federal Districts of Rotenaplistan.
- : Following new legislation in Havenwelle, religious households enthusiastically use whips in private.
- : Following new legislation in Havenwelle, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence.
- : Havenwelle was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Havenwelle, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows.
- : Following new legislation in Havenwelle, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
- : Following new legislation in Havenwelle, women across the country are tying the knot.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 111 » Jehenna, Tepertopia, Empire of Pekoland, Land Without Shrimp, Aidenfieeld, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Eleuthelrium, Bawkie, Goldnation, Nowa Europa, Arscanesia, Tanyaland, Ever Testing, Altnavia, Sporaltryus, Farengeto, America Gone Wrong, Tsunamy, Curlyhoward, Cerespasia, Bohenia, Amerion, Ebonhand, Maeiland, Chernaya Zvezda, Gonthavnor, Purisect, Aurcania, Alvira, Dhemixia, Great Lothian, Asarana, Morian, Sgaana, Kaoia, PenguinPies, Kringalia, Belschaft, Blipp, Lilli Lands, Phyakaran, Teasonda, Greater Lamero, Khnomania, Moreana, Emagination, Hadrex, The Worst army of, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, and 61 others.Auviantan Outh Islands, Krauanagaz, The Filippinas, East Endia, Lowelian, Volaworand, Differences-In-Differences, Petea, Detroxia, Albend, Eastern Doncaster, Marnrio, Rebel-topia, Las Filipina, The Free Falklands, Legosia, Springwalla, HawkoFon, The Weirdo, Aodhan, Upper Ryu Lorty, Xanistan, Lans Isles, Marre, Lupusterra, Nakayo, Pepperton, Mercian Legions, BEEstreetz, Philippinessss, Eastern Juble Lux, Anarco Argentina, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Anglimerica, Genoxelande, Stelmund, The Xolbarian Opposition, Qadiworka, Mardunia, Greater Fennovia, Great Scapula, Hacrela, Bleakfoot, 7 Trees, Deerp, Haya-Nagatoro, Meirenyu, Megistos, Abarri, Meglomania, SharttingToepia, New Amerikan Republic, Serpleddyland, Khal Papax, Amerikanisches Imperium, Janoi Donacen, Hazahmkong, 1 000 000 000, Corthsri, and Rotenaplistan.