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Governor: The Free Pink Land of Barurot

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Free Pink Land of Barurot

Last WA Update:

Maps Board Activity History Admin Rank

Highest Crime Rates: 78th Most Rebellious Youth: 116th Most Armed: 144th+34
Most Avoided: 179th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 179th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 191st Largest Soda Pop Sector: 295th Largest Black Market: 312th Largest Gambling Industry: 439th Highest Economic Output: 446th Rudest Citizens: 461st Fattest Citizens: 539th Largest Populations: 559th Most Influential: 559th Highest Disposable Incomes: 581st Nudest: 696th Most Corrupt Governments: 723rd Most Subsidized Industry: 734th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 812th Most Ignorant Citizens: 964th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,020th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,077th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,097th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,273rd Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,343rd Largest Retail Industry: 1,383rd Largest Mining Sector: 1,401st Most Nations: 1,635th Most Secular: 1,713th Highest Average Incomes: 1,889th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,173rd Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,295th Highest Poor Incomes: 2,297th Most Cultured: 2,312th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,469th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,684th Largest Governments: 2,821st
World Factbook Entry

The mind willing but the body is lazy.

Embassies: Groland, Skivx, The Dirt Alliance, Turkic Union, The Bar on the corner of every region, Avadam Inn, The Dank Meme Alliance, The Embassy, Guinea Kiribati, GOOD BOIs, Union of Nova Universo, One Collective Brain Cell, and True Waskaria.

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Regional Power: Moderate

The ProcrastiNations contains 11 nations, the 1,635th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Safest in The ProcrastiNations

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

As a region, The ProcrastiNations is ranked 27,820th in the world for Safest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Federal Republic of VictimsMoralistic Democracy“HELP ME!!!!!!!!”
2.The Jingoistic States of GuanolandiaNew York Times Democracy“If it looks, smells & tastes like guano, it's guano!”
3.The Republic of JPopLiberal Democratic Socialists“Each day is a verse in the song of life!”
4.The Community of Wa Dha Pha Kiu Doo IngAuthoritarian Democracy“Wai doo dee shap entomi da mit”
5.The Most Serene Republic of Rent-a-NationIron Fist Consumerists“This space for rent!”
6.The Nomadic Peoples of The Phaecal WastesIron Fist Consumerists“If you want it bad enough, you'll get it no matter what”
7.The Incorporated States of CorporatehiveestanDemocratic Socialists“All work, all the time”
8.The Free Pink Land of BarurotFather Knows Best State“We strive to die in orgasmic bliss...”
9.The Holy Blue Empire of TokwaFather Knows Best State“Anak ng tokwa naman o.”
10.The Black Peoples United Kingdom of EisendoriaDemocratic Socialists“Eisendoria is everything.”
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The ProcrastiNations Regional Message Board

But 78% of your people die by disappearing :-O

Yay! Ranked 92 in the whole NS world for most beautiful environment! I knew there's a good side to having Lost In Wilderness accounting for 25% of all the deaths in my country!

Hahaha! Nice one!

Hey, what DID happen when you pulled the lever?

You can PM me so we don't spoil it for everyone.

Um... I really can't remember. O.o

Wow! Eisendoria is ranked 563rd in the world for Happiest Citizens!

Congratulations! And go screw yourself! :P

Gee, thanks.

Ahhh, we lost a nation ;.;

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