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The Nudest in The ProcrastiNations

After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.

As a region, The ProcrastiNations is ranked 736^th in the world for Nudest.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Most Serene Republic of Rent-a-Nation	Iron Fist Consumerists	“This space for rent!”
2.	The Federal Republic of Victims	Moralistic Democracy	“HELP ME!!!!!!!!”
3.	The Community of Wa Dha Pha Kiu Doo Ing	Authoritarian Democracy	“Wai doo dee shap entomi da mit”
4.	The Nomadic Peoples of The Phaecal Wastes	Iron Fist Consumerists	“If you want it bad enough, you'll get it no matter what”
5.	The Free Pink Land of Barurot	Father Knows Best State	“We strive to die in orgasmic bliss...”
6.	The Republic of JPop	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“Each day is a verse in the song of life!”
7.	The Black Peoples United Kingdom of Eisendoria	Democratic Socialists	“Eisendoria is everything.”
8.	The Jingoistic States of Guanolandia	New York Times Democracy	“If it looks, smells & tastes like guano, it's guano!”
9.	The Holy Green Hotspots of Kabayong Malibog	Anarchy	“Playtime should be all the time.”
10.	The Holy Blue Empire of Tokwa	Father Knows Best State	“Anak ng tokwa naman o.”

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