The Memleket of Qazaq Eli is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Qasym-Jomart Toqaev with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.216 billion Qazaqs are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Qazaq economy, worth a remarkable 5,849 trillion Qazaq Teńges a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 411,476 Qazaq Teńges, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Qazaq airwaves, and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Qazaq Eli's national animal is the Qyran qus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Qazaq Eli is ranked 1,804^th in the world and 1^st in Turkic Union for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 27,293.58 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.