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Rudest Citizens: 241stLargest Retail Industry: 254thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 272nd
The Memleket of
Corporate Bordello
Sabaqtastyq, Ádildik, Órleŭ
Qasym-Jomart Toqaev
Influence
Superpower
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Qazaq Eli

Population14.216 billion

CapitalAstana
LeaderQasym-Jomart Toqaev
FaithSecularism

CurrencyQazaq Teńge
AnimalQyran qus

The Memleket of Qazaq Eli is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Qasym-Jomart Toqaev with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 14.216 billion Qazaqs are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Astana. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Qazaq economy, worth a remarkable 5,849 trillion Qazaq Teńges a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 411,476 Qazaq Teńges, with the richest citizens earning 8.2 times as much as the poorest.

Jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Qazaq airwaves, and running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Qazaq Eli's national animal is the Qyran qus, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Secularism.

Qazaq Eli is ranked 1,804th in the world and 1st in Turkic Union for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 27,293.58 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 241stLargest Retail Industry: 254thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 272ndMost Subsidized Industry: 354thMost Efficient Economies: 418thLargest Black Market: 526thMost Armed: 568thLargest Gambling Industry: 601stHighest Average Incomes: 696thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 711thFattest Citizens: 751stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,113thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,252ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,294thHighest Crime Rates: 1,372ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,418thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,427thHighest Economic Output: 1,567thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,654thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,687thMost Avoided: 1,704thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,766thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,804thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,952ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,105thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,234thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,391stLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,443rdTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,058thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,387thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,979thSmartest Citizens: 4,127thLargest Governments: 4,323rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,098thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,913thMost Cultured: 7,586thMost Inclusive: 9,631stLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,291stTop
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Most Influential: 14,904thMost Stationary: 14,967thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,694thLargest Populations: 18,461stHighest Drug Use: 18,882ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,933rdMost Secular: 20,727th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Qazaq Eli banned The Confederacy of Layem from Turkic Union.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazaq Eli, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazaq Eli, foreign despots proudly bandstand on Qazaq airwaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazaq Eli, cheering flag-waving citizens don't like to think too hard about politics.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazaq Eli, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazaq Eli, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Qazaq Eli agreed to construct embassies between Turkic Union and UIA raid shelter.
  • : Qazaq Eli agreed to construct embassies between Turkic Union and Kingdom of The Great Ecclefeucht.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazaq Eli, police detectives carry phrenology calipers as part of their standard kit.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazaq Eli, shanty towns are forming in the suburbs of major cities.

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