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Avadam Inn RMB

WA Delegate: The Divine Empire of Almira (elected )

Founder: Apple-loosa

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Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Cultured: 491st Most Devout: 652nd Most Inclusive: 848th+31
Most Cheerful Citizens: 874th Most Rebellious Youth: 897th Largest Black Market: 915th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 929th Most Valuable International Artwork: 943rd Most Nations: 1,016th Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,067th Most Subsidized Industry: 1,128th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,147th Nudest: 1,159th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,265th Most Armed: 1,301st Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,387th Largest Governments: 1,419th Most Beautiful Environments: 1,478th Highest Economic Output: 1,541st Smartest Citizens: 1,628th Nicest Citizens: 1,677th Most Advanced Public Education: 1,685th Highest Average Incomes: 1,712th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,785th Largest Welfare Programs: 1,800th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,884th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,909th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,971st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,026th Most Influential: 2,090th Rudest Citizens: 2,177th Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,257th Most Corrupt Governments: 2,261st Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,327th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to the most premier hostelry on this side of NSverse! You can book a room, have breakfast in bed, play party games with our highly intelligent kittens, get lost in the ever expanding corridors and interact with our wide cast of characters. Also, remember to never enter Almira's cellar without explicit permission...

This is the Avadam Inn. 🍎
Open since March 18, 2015.

Don't be shy! Scroll down to our message board and post something!
Access anything related to the Inn from our Brochure.
LinkJoin us on our Discord Server.
Pick up a newspaper from the NewsStand.

📣 Bulletin:
    Please endorse our Delegate, Almira! Thank you, enjoy your stay.

Adam [Creepwood] says hello.

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    Avadam's Brochure

    MetaReference by Apple-loosa . 1,047 reads.

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    Almira's Barroom

    FactbookMiscellaneous by Almira . 238 reads.

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    Avadam's Hall of Fame

    MetaReference by Supreme meme . 42 reads.

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    The NewsStand

    BulletinNews by All Wild Things . 9,614 reads.

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    The Inn's Embassy Policy

    MetaReference by Apple-loosa . 77 reads.

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Embassies: Winterfell, The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago, Christmas, The Bar on the corner of every region, New Lunar Republic, Fort Triumph, Warzone Sandbox, The Glorious Nations of Iwaku, Happy Utopia, The Confederacy of Free Nations, Pony Lands, ITALIA, Right to Life, Ivory Tower, Angels of Derp, United Governments of NationStates, and 425 others.Kawaii, Asylum, Scandinavia, Loamhedge, Imperium of the Wolf, Eientei Gensokyo, Ozzy, The Great Wonderland, Atlas, The Rose Garden, Galactic Imperium, The Illuminati, Hollow Point, Eladen, Nintendo, The SOP, Dune, New Egypt, Catlandatopia, Florida, Coalition of Sovereign Nations, Christianity, Union of Socialist Soviet Republics, The Spanish Republic, The Sea Of Love, Project Soul, Ancient Lands, Sacrum Romanum Imperium, Arconian Empire, The Great Chili, Laissez Faireholm, League of Sovereign Nations, Osakaland, Australia, Warhammer 40000, Trade Federation, The Forgotten Lands, Emirates of Futurnia, Firefly, Freedom and Justice Alliance, West Germany, Armagedox, Confederacy of Allied States, Hellenic Civilization, United Otter Emirates, The Atlantic, Prettydragoon, League of Christian Nations, United States of America, Union of Nationalists, Nevada, Women Empire, Arizona, The Imperial Dominion, Mapperdonia, Wyndia, Groland, The Council of The Multiverse, Emeraldise, Farkistan, Pokemon World, France, The Global Roleplay Region, Mystria, Tanabiku Galaxy, The Valley of The Wind, Kylden, End 500, Nohbdy, Crystal Empire, Nelborne Union, The Local Cluster, Aeterna Publicae, POLATION, The Republic Nations, The Vast, Yerushalem VI, The Embassy, The Nether, Nationalist Commonwealth of Free Regions, The Dirt Alliance, Turkic Union, The Transgender Region, Oakheart, Time for Britain 2 Leave the EU, The Alliance of Dictators, The Greatest Freak Show on Earth, Solid Kingdom, Cyberius Confederation, The Red Legion, The Confederacy Of Kishkhat, Empire of Novaya Equestria, Tsumonrin, Exodus, The Stargate Trek Wars universe, Limitless Universe, Pluviostan, Funen, The Doctor Who Universe, Homestuck, Union Mundial, Krillin, My Little Pony Equestria, 0000000000000, Melhorian Sea, Brazzaville, Mackenzie, Prince Edward Island, Senegal, 0000, Grand Alliance, British Columbia, Morocco, Malaysia, Konfoederation deutschsprachiger Staaten, U R N, Skivx, Pacific Union, Richard, Toronto, Nebraska, Central African Republic, London, Samoa, Mongolia, Queensland, Seattle, North Dakota, South China Sea, Washington DC, Republic of Congo, Maldives, Minnesota, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Utah, Beijing, Australia Commonwealth, Ghana, Western Australia, The Philippines, Monaco, Washington, Maryland, Sierra Leone, Republic of Russia, Lesotho, South Dakota, Northern Territory, MARHAENISME for The World, The Western Isles, The United Coalition of Nation States, Autism Spectrum, The Savage Garden, Greatest Ixnay, Carnival of Souls, Kingdom of France, Technologica, The Meme Must Go On, Nova Historiae, Federation of Planets Headquarters, The Empire of Common Territories, The ProcrastiNations, Hapes Consortium, The Dark Alliance, Orias, Titan, ASEAN, Freiheit, The Empire of Friendship, Gatehouse by the P2TM, Coalition of Nations, Sunalaya, The Multiverse Expanse, The Mystical Council, Tranquility Sphere, Hippy Haven, Magic Restroom in the Bar on the Corner, Solar Alliance, Novels and Plays, Association of the Countries of the Free, Holy Regime of the German Chocolate Cake, The Asnean Coalition, Realm of Unrestricted Science, Beyond the Wub, Barbaria, CDW Federation, Land of Whispers, Realism and RP, United Imperial Union, Magna Vendia, Krumpelberg, The Persian Empire, Sivella, Free Coalition of Governments, Diverse Regimes Project, The Milky Way Galaxy, The Species Alliance, The Land of Extremes, Island of Extinction, Coalition of Catholic States, Polandball, Republic of Selsos, The KuK Patriarchy, Markion, Kiribati, Botswana, Liechtenstein, Star Wars, El Salvador, South Carolina, Comoros, Crodown, Djibouti, Saskatchewan, The New Meritocracy, APSIA, Timor Leste, Kenya, Gabon, Fiji, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Sudan, Ethiopia, Guinea, Order of the Southern North, Eastern Roman Empire, Oblitus Realm, Asia Pacific Economic Group, War Weary, Laotis, Icarus, The Celtic Militia, Sweden, The Kingdom of Burgundy, Aels, The Mechanocracy, Hinduism, The Forest, Grand New Earth, The Geometric Equanimity TGE, Imperium Figarium, Thanksgiving, Babylon 5, Star Wars Battlefront, New World Union, One big Island, BENEVOLENT EMPIRE, The United Caribbean Island Alliance, Ozymandium, Suomi, Rio de Janeiro, United Kingdom Of Great Britain, Australian Capital Territory, New York, Novapax, Luxembourg, United Mercenary Syndicate, Minty Root, Loony Bin, League of Legends, Yuno, Free Market Federation, Gay Equality, The Great Universe, Non Aligned Movement, Sikh Empire, International Debating Area, Dauiland, Travelling Region, Covenant, LCRUA, New World Alliance, SPCP, Donald Trump Land, Khuzifenq, Pigsty Steppes, Empire of Andrew, Steam Islands, The Parliamentary Union of Nations, United Poland Union, International Socialism, Austro Hungarian Empire, Pisces Centauri, The Democratic Commonwealth, Slavija, The Pale Blue Region, Undertale, Star Trek, Scoria, British Empire, Regionless, Canterlot, Orthanc at Isengard, North Carolina, FUR, Underworld, Sun and Moon, Archdymia, Altmora, The Iceberg Lounge, The NewsStand, International sovereignty pact, The Hole To Hide In, The LCRUA, Gypsy Lands, Elparia, The Sands, Agora, Misanthropic Bloc, Yarnia, Region of Poe, The Dank Meme Alliance, The United Islands of the Atlantic, Australialia, The Alterran Republic, The Mausoleum, Where the Wild Things Are, Vanet, RHINIA, Novo Brasil, HiberNationStates, The Fallout Wasteland, Coin Collecting Club, Alliance of Absolute Monarchs, Rogue CONclave, Union of the Kind Ones, The Dumpster Behind the Coffee Shop, The United Empires of Carson, Union Hispanica, The Glorious Union of the Collective, Gwalethia, The Junto Region, A Very Small Region, The South Arctic, Reality, Machtpolitik, Golden Dragons, Ikuisuus, Agheasma, The Dawn of Unity, Trade Confederacy, 42 Douglas Adams, The Proletariat Coalition, Terra Magna, Salutations, Omega Assassins, Galts Gulch, HFY, Xenox, Hell, Skaro, Missouri, Pennsylvania, Iowa, Massachusetts, Virginia, New Hampshire, Colorado, Mississippi, Wyoming, New Mexico, Victoria, Delaware, Idaho, Kentucky, Indonesia, Michigan, Tropican Islands, The New Mappers Union, Kingdom Of Austria, Japan, Universal Pact, The Mountain Oasis, LGBT University, NationStatesHolics Anonymous, Cyland, Equestria, MentosLand, The Reborn Foundation, The Larry Pact, Zero Zero Zero Zero, Bus Stop, The Galactic Empire of Britain, Chicken overlords, Train Station, Capri, Hoshizora, USSD, Fredonia, Skyrim, The Local Supermarket, Kingdom of Adonai, International Northwestern Union, Silverhold, Hive, Monarchist and Democratic Alliance, The Noodle Shop At The Edge Of Reality, The United Multiverses, Union of Conservative Nations s, The 1970s, The Planet X, Art, Embassies Embassies Embassies, Jervis Bay Territory, The Straw Hat Pirates, The Monarchy alliance, Codex Ylvus, Union of Liberal Nations, The House at Pooh Corner, Yipmens Donut Shop, Niflheim, Independent Nations, The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands, Dispatchia, The International Airport, The 16th and beyond, The Sand Empire, Old Zealand, Little Sweden, The Mystical Alliance, Zombie Research Institute, Asia, Game beast, Dolokhovist Union, and Panellinion.

Construction of embassies with The Yeetlands has commenced. Completion expected .

Tags: Anime, Casual, Democratic, Featured, Founderless, LGBT, Magical, Map, Medium, Multi-Species, Neutral, Offsite Chat, and 7 others.Password, Regional Government, Role Player, Silly, Social, Surreal, and World Assembly.

Avadam Inn contains 14 nations, the 1,016th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Trout Fishing Sector in Avadam Inn

The World Census conducted frenzied haggling with fishmongers in order to determine which nations have the largest fishing industries.

As a region, Avadam Inn is ranked 6,934th in the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of Serious CatCorrupt Dictatorship“Serious Cat is not amused!”
2.The Sleepy Maid of Won LillegoyercusCorrupt Dictatorship“Nya~!”
3.The Bad pickup lines of Founder ThothMoralistic Democracy“Abb me itna bhi kuch khash ni”
4.The United States of Daes DustInoffensive Centrist Democracy“The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere”
5.The Republic of British Fra LlestyNew York Times Democracy“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
6.The Third Social Alliance of CyclodeomInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Power is freedom”
7.The Free Land of Gaston LerouxNew York Times Democracy“Je ne sais pas quoi écrire ici”
8.The Republic of Mage named OdifefarihmNew York Times Democracy“Mission Accomplished”
9.The Duxchy Royale of DuxverdaleLeft-Leaning College State“Thanks for browsing by!”
10.The Absynthe-Mindedness of Incense and PeppermintsScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Little to win, but nothing to lose.”

Last poll: “Forwards or Backwards?”

Regional Happenings


Avadam Inn Regional Message Board

Proudly presenting the 2020 Royal Ass Cote!


The Fourth Annual
Royal Ass Côte Races

Tuesday 16th to Saturday 20th June 2020

Where the Wild Things Are

Maurice Sendup, King of All Wild Things, is proud to host the fourth annual Royal Ass Côte Races.

Named after the wild donkeys that run free along its diamond sands, the Ass Côte is home to some of Where the Wild Things Are's most spectacular scenery.

Encouraged with carrots, wild donkeys dash across the sands, competing to be crowned ‘Royal Ass of the Year’.

Sponsor a Donkey

Until the 16th June, a limited number of nations may sponsor a donkey on a first-come, first-served basis. The sponsors may choose a name for their donkey, which will be painlessly tattooed on the animal. Want-to-be sponsors should telegram All Wild Things with the name that they would like tattooed on their ass.

Back Up Your Ass

From Tuesday 16th to Saturday 20th June, all nations are invited to Where the Wild Things Are to cheer for their favourite donkey via our open-to-all poll. The donkey with the most support will be crowned ‘Royal Ass of the Year’.

Players may use puppets to vote for more than one donkey, but it is prohibited to use puppets to vote more than once for the same donkey. Any idiot can stuff a poll using puppets. The challenge here is to convince as many real people as possible to support your donkey.

The sponsor funds raised will go to preserving the pristine Ass Côte for perpetuity as a nature reserve.

Watch the Live Action!

Read the 2020 commentary

Eighty-five nations supported Royal Ass Côte 2019

Read the 2019 commentary

View the 2019 results.

One hundred and eighty-eight nations supported Royal Ass Côte 2018

Read the 2018 commentary

View the 2018 results.

Ninety-nine nations supported Royal Ass Côte 2017

Watch the 2017 Linkopening ceremony

Read the 2017 commentary

View the 2017 results

Sponsors so far:

Donkey Name


Distance ran (furlongs)

Dat Ass






Grand Galleass

Jehovahs Witness





Maksim the Moscow Mule



Mother of the Mojave

Hermes Express 123


Okey Donkey

Mathuvan Union



The Red Society


Salad Ass



The Wild Behind

New Bergslagen


Read dispatch

Please, if you would like to be a sponsor, get in touch, and we'll introduce you to your own ass.

Eris Discordia wrote:I must protest this poll. There is no option to make all surfaces my favorite color! I think you underestimate how much I love it. (And my lack of interior decoration skills.)

My initial question was actually simply to ask "What do you like more? The ceiling or the floor?" But thought there were some holes in that question. Seeing how the result is like for this poll, I should had asked if the colour should apply on 1) two walls facing towards each other, 2) two walls facing against each other or 3) only on the ceiling and the floor.

Well, perhaps you might be able to dig up the hidden paint bucket in the corner of the room :)

All Wild Things wrote:Proudly presenting the 2020 Royal Ass Cote!

I'm expecting good things out of Moscow! Both Moscow's Maksim and Wild B'hind are giving me a good ass vibe.

> 5 hours ago: The Empire of CLICK-HERE of the region Click Here proposed constructing embassies.
Not gonna lie, that's a genius name for a region and nation.

Founder Thoth wrote:Hey!

Heyo Thoth! Welcome back

Thanks for having me again!

Founder Thoth wrote:Thanks for having me again!

Don't mention it! ^^ Just glad to see you around. How's your summer been going so far?

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