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Highest Crime Rates: 24thHighest Drug Use: 29thMost Rebellious Youth: 32nd
The Holy Green Hotspots of
Anarchy
Playtime should be all the time.
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Kabayong Malibog

Population40.33 billion

CapitalSeksing Seksi City
Leadera part-timer

Currencyorgasm
Animalpornstar

The Holy Green Hotspots of Kabayong Malibog is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by a part-timer with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, rampant corporate plagiarism, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 40.33 billion Kabayong Malibogians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seksing Seksi City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kabayong Malibogian economy, worth an astonishing 18,267 trillion orgasms a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 452,945 orgasms, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

News headlines suggest that a part-timer has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kabayong Malibog's national animal is the pornstar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kabayong Malibog is ranked 965th in the world and 1st in The ProcrastiNations for Most Stationary, with 4,782.66360576 days.

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Highest Crime Rates: 24thHighest Drug Use: 29thMost Rebellious Youth: 32ndMost Armed: 34thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 41stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 56thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 61stMost Avoided: 63rdFattest Citizens: 64thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 83rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 98thMost Efficient Economies: 154thHighest Disposable Incomes: 164thRudest Citizens: 173rdHighest Economic Output: 182ndLargest Gambling Industry: 193rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 295thMost Scientifically Advanced: 421stLargest Insurance Industry: 439thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 453rdLargest Publishing Industry: 556thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 601stHighest Average Incomes: 682ndLargest Retail Industry: 691stMost Stationary: 965thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,008thLargest Mining Sector: 1,070thSmartest Citizens: 1,357thLargest Populations: 1,365thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,697thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,036thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,119thMost Secular: 2,168thMost Cultured: 2,928thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,412thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,896thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,149thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,258thMost Inclusive: 6,482ndMost Influential: 6,672ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 16,675thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,730thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,377thLargest Governments: 20,455thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,841stMost Politically Free: 25,532nd
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
  • : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.
  • : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
  • : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, news headlines suggest that a part-timer has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
  • : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled".
  • : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, the Kabayong Malibog Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
  • : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs.
  • : Kabayong Malibog was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.

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