Population | 40.33 billion |
Capital | Seksing Seksi City |
Leader | a part-timer |
Currency | orgasm |
Animal | pornstar |
The Holy Green Hotspots of Kabayong Malibog is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by a part-timer with a fair hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, rampant corporate plagiarism, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 40.33 billion Kabayong Malibogians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seksing Seksi City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Kabayong Malibogian economy, worth an astonishing 18,267 trillion orgasms a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 452,945 orgasms, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.
News headlines suggest that a part-timer has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, and a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kabayong Malibog's national animal is the pornstar, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Kabayong Malibog is ranked 965th in the world and 1st in The ProcrastiNations for Most Stationary, with 4,782.66360576 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, a suspicious number of male students have joined the Ladies' Wrestling League.
- : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires.
- : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
- : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, news headlines suggest that a part-timer has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.
- : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
- : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled".
- : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, the Kabayong Malibog Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
- : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs.
- : Kabayong Malibog was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Following new legislation in Kabayong Malibog, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.