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Antarctic Oasis RMB

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine (elected )

Founder: The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny

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Board Activity History Admin Rank

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 129th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 177th Highest Crime Rates: 180th+39
Most Armed: 197th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 221st Highest Disposable Incomes: 235th Most Rebellious Youth: 247th Fattest Citizens: 250th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 251st Highest Wealthy Incomes: 284th Highest Economic Output: 287th Most Avoided: 302nd Rudest Citizens: 354th Most Influential: 406th Largest Mining Sector: 445th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 490th Largest Black Market: 563rd Highest Average Incomes: 567th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 578th Largest Publishing Industry: 579th Largest Retail Industry: 585th Largest Gambling Industry: 620th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 681st Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 694th Most Nations: 717th Largest Information Technology Sector: 720th Most Scientifically Advanced: 743rd Most World Assembly Endorsements: 768th Most Valuable International Artwork: 944th Smartest Citizens: 971st Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 975th Largest Insurance Industry: 1,091st Most Cultured: 1,165th Most Corrupt Governments: 1,239th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,284th Nudest: 1,303rd Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,320th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,801st Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,851st Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,954th Highest Poor Incomes: 1,994th Largest Populations: 1,997th
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So, you've finally settled your country down in its new home; you've even rounded up some local penguins for your national zoo...and they start randomly exploding on you. You reach out to your neighbors to establish diplomatic ties, but they're too busy pointing missiles at you to be your friends. You hire a stripper to entertain your leader, but she ties him to a chair and starts pressing him for sensitive intel. You come across a band of gnomes, but instead of sneakily trying to change your laws, they shake you down for rent money. If you thought this was a normal peaceful region, you were way off! Welcome to AO.

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Embassies: Antarctica, Texas, Zhaucauozian Friendship, International Democratic Union, The Pleiades, That Place Over There, City Ankh Morpork, Gatesville Inc, Western Atlantic, The Realm of Hibernia, One big Island, NationStates, Glass Gallows, Forest, Catholic, New Warsaw Pact, and 7 others.The Security Council, Right to Life, Hell, Arctic, Regionless, Gay, and The Joint Systems Alliance.

Tags: Anti-General Assembly, Anti-Security Council, Anti-World Assembly, Capitalist, Featured, Free Trade, General Assembly, LGBT, Libertarian, Medium, Multi-Species, National Sovereigntist, and 5 others.Offsite Forums, Puppet Storage, Role Player, Snarky, and World Assembly.

Regional Power: Moderate

Antarctic Oasis contains 24 nations, the 717th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Politically Free in Antarctic Oasis

These nations allow citizens the greatest amount of freedom to select their own government.

As a region, Antarctic Oasis is ranked 14,801st in the world for Most Politically Free.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Everlasting Eventide of Polar NightLeft-wing Utopia“Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get.”
2.The Imperial Provinces of ExxosiaAnarchy“We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.”
3.The Commonwealth of Communist TaxachusettsLiberal Democratic Socialists“Non serviemus, caniculae!”
4.The Clueless Penguin Republic of South JenstownLeft-wing Utopia“A journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very badly”
5.The Commonwealth of Perpetual ExemptionCivil Rights Lovefest“You Can Go Your Own Way”
6.The Life of WaterAnarchy“wwwwwwww”
7.The Nonexistent Nordic Republic of CottiaCorporate Bordello“:)”
8.The Imperial Chiefdom of KriovalLeft-wing Utopia“Valiyos, be Strong!”
9.The Mysterion Rising of OmigodtheykilledkennyCapitalizt“You bastards!”
10.The Holy Republic of Fundamentally FlawedScandinavian Liberal Paradise“Peccavi!”
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Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board

Following new legislation in Exxosia, the nation's biggest export is stupidity.

Exxosia is 457th in the world and 2nd in the region for intelligence.

These factors combined infer that we are literally shipping our dumbasses out of the country. It's not that we're smart, it's that we're making everybody else dumb by sending our idiot brigades to dilute their gene pools.

After recent legislation in the Palentine...
School children declare that teachers "may confiscate our toys but they can never take our FREEDOM"

Back to this again I see...

The Largest Insurance Industry in Antarctic Oasis

1. Gruenberg
2. Omigodtheykilledkenny

Grrrrr....

Photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Empress Jhessan Spaulding's bedroom.
And they'll find out she lacks modesty in private...also they'll learn that she and her hubby Perfecto are into some kinky Game of Thrones RP.😁😁😁

The Palentine wrote:...also they'll learn that she and her hubby Perfecto are into some kinky Game of Thrones RP.😁😁😁

https://youtu.be/fTno3J_EoNw?t=17

Omigodtheykilledkenny wrote:Back to this again I see...

The Largest Insurance Industry in Antarctic Oasis

1. Gruenberg
2. Omigodtheykilledkenny

Grrrrr....

We'll aim the flaming stunt buses full of time-travelers over another border. Maybe then the insurance industry will bounce back as the number of claims fall. Or you could declare flaming stunt buses full of time-travelers to be a natural phenomena not covered in the country that's what we did, because it is a natural phenomena here... They erupt out of a swirling hole in the ground. Most of them appear to be Puerto Ricans from the future. They can't get through the domes though to take our jerbs. *shrugs loudly*

(We light the buses on fire to keep them warm as they travel across the Antarctic expanses. They're stunt buses to get around the regulations that we can't set normal buses on fire.)

(Also if the Kennyites did not want flaming stunt buses flying across the border, why did they build those wicked ramps? Who can resist that temptation? Not Exxosians! We have no impulse control!)

Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission
Its highly unlikely that the drunken reprobate Sen Sulla will pay any attention to them, but it keeps them out of trouble and away from pestering Empress Jhessan too much.

Is it any consolation that most of the insurance policies are taken out on goats?

Gruenberg wrote:Is it any consolation that most of the insurance policies are taken out on goats?

It depends on what you're doing to the goats that they need to be insured...

*Goat trots through in a gimp suit and ball gag...*

Not that that would matter, capraphilia is probably really low on the deviancy curve for an Antarctic Oasian country.

*Werepenguin strippers cartwheel down a residential street...*

Just... What I am getting at is that what happens in the Antarctic Oasis, stays in the Antarctic Oasis... Mostly because if we let these mutant hybrid mishaps out of the region, we have to admit we let people do those things... And the next thing you know the Antarctic Oasis is subject to a WA tribunal and condemnation campaign and we have people in helicopters repelling into our pools and blowing up our ostrich launchers.

And I, for one, am not going to forgo my daily ostrich yeeting into low earth orbit.

What was my point? Do I ever have a point?

A WA tribunal? What are they going to do? Send a sternly worded letter? Feed it to the goats!

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