WA Delegate (non-executive): The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine (elected )
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Regional Power: Moderate
Today's World Census Report
The Most Politically Free in Antarctic Oasis
These nations allow citizens the greatest amount of freedom to select their own government.
As a region, Antarctic Oasis is ranked 14,801st in the world for Most Politically Free.
|1.||The Everlasting Eventide of Polar Night||Left-wing Utopia||“Climate is what we expect. Weather is what we get.”|
|2.||The Imperial Provinces of Exxosia||Anarchy||“We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.”|
|3.||The Commonwealth of Communist Taxachusetts||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Non serviemus, caniculae!”|
|4.||The Clueless Penguin Republic of South Jenstown||Left-wing Utopia||“A journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very badly”|
|5.||The Commonwealth of Perpetual Exemption||Civil Rights Lovefest||“You Can Go Your Own Way”|
|6.||The Life of Water||Anarchy||“wwwwwwww”|
|7.||The Nonexistent Nordic Republic of Cottia||Corporate Bordello||“:)”|
|8.||The Imperial Chiefdom of Krioval||Left-wing Utopia||“Valiyos, be Strong!”|
|9.||The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny||Capitalizt||“You bastards!”|
|10.||The Holy Republic of Fundamentally Flawed||Scandinavian Liberal Paradise||“Peccavi!”|
- : The Empire of Lincolnite States departed this region for Reality.
- : The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny rejected Pecan Sandies's request for regional embassies.
- : The Mysterion Rising of Omigodtheykilledkenny rejected The Cult of PCHS's request for regional embassies.
- : The Republica Federativă Unită of The New North Republic of the region The Cult of PCHS proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Intramarine Realm of Pygania of the region Pecan Sandies proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Uhhh of Lowcra Empire arrived from Pogardo alliance.
- : The Totally Naked Fraternity of Retired WerePenguins arrived from Lazarus.
- : The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine rejected The plaza's request for regional embassies.
- : The Please Endorse Naguria of West Whatever of the region The plaza proposed constructing embassies.
- : The Totally Naked Fraternity of Retired WerePenguins ceased to exist.
Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board
Following new legislation in Exxosia, the nation's biggest export is stupidity.
Exxosia is 457th in the world and 2nd in the region for intelligence.
These factors combined infer that we are literally shipping our dumbasses out of the country. It's not that we're smart, it's that we're making everybody else dumb by sending our idiot brigades to dilute their gene pools.
After recent legislation in the Palentine...
School children declare that teachers "may confiscate our toys but they can never take our FREEDOM"
We'll aim the flaming stunt buses full of time-travelers over another border. Maybe then the insurance industry will bounce back as the number of claims fall. Or you could declare flaming stunt buses full of time-travelers to be a natural phenomena not covered in the country — that's what we did, because it is a natural phenomena here... They erupt out of a swirling hole in the ground. Most of them appear to be Puerto Ricans from the future. They can't get through the domes though to take our jerbs. *shrugs loudly*
(We light the buses on fire to keep them warm as they travel across the Antarctic expanses. They're stunt buses to get around the regulations that we can't set normal buses on fire.)
(Also if the Kennyites did not want flaming stunt buses flying across the border, why did they build those wicked ramps? Who can resist that temptation? Not Exxosians! We have no impulse control!)
Dozens of additional foreign policy specialists have been sent to the country's WA Mission
Its highly unlikely that the drunken reprobate Sen Sulla will pay any attention to them, but it keeps them out of trouble and away from pestering Empress Jhessan too much.
It depends on what you're doing to the goats that they need to be insured...
*Goat trots through in a gimp suit and ball gag...*
Not that that would matter, capraphilia is probably really low on the deviancy curve for an Antarctic Oasian country.
*Werepenguin strippers cartwheel down a residential street...*
Just... What I am getting at is that what happens in the Antarctic Oasis, stays in the Antarctic Oasis... Mostly because if we let these mutant hybrid mishaps out of the region, we have to admit we let people do those things... And the next thing you know the Antarctic Oasis is subject to a WA tribunal and condemnation campaign and we have people in helicopters repelling into our pools and blowing up our ostrich launchers.
And I, for one, am not going to forgo my daily ostrich yeeting into low earth orbit.
What was my point? Do I ever have a point?
A WA tribunal? What are they going to do? Send a sternly worded letter? Feed it to the goats!