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D!cktator (Governor): The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine

WA Delegate (non-executive): The Evil Conservative Empire of The Palentine (elected )

Founder: The Princessipality of Omigodtheykilledkenny

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 127th Highest Crime Rates: 150th Most Armed: 222nd+31
Most Rebellious Youth: 231st Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 240th Most Avoided: 292nd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 294th Fattest Citizens: 297th Highest Disposable Incomes: 355th Rudest Citizens: 460th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 473rd Highest Economic Output: 514th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 534th Largest Mining Sector: 628th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 735th Most Nations: 797th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 832nd Largest Gambling Industry: 864th Largest Retail Industry: 896th Largest Black Market: 1,062nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,225th Largest Publishing Industry: 1,313th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,401st Highest Average Incomes: 1,445th Largest Information Technology Sector: 1,550th Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,665th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,675th Smartest Citizens: 2,128th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,160th Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,302nd Most Cultured: 2,344th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,429th Most Influential: 2,465th Most Corrupt Governments: 2,792nd
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So, you've finally settled your country down in its new home; you've even rounded up some local penguins for your national zoo...and they start randomly exploding on you. You reach out to your neighbors to establish diplomatic ties, but they're too busy pointing missiles at you to be your friends. You hire a stripper to entertain your leader, but she ties him to a chair and starts pressing him for sensitive intel. You come across a band of gnomes, but instead of sneakily trying to change your laws, they shake you down for rent money. If you thought this was a normal peaceful region, you were way off! Welcome to LinkAO™.

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Regional Power: Moderate

Antarctic Oasis contains 28 nations, the 797th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Patriotic in Antarctic Oasis

World Census data collectors measured the fervor with which citizens believed their own nation was the greatest of all.

As a region, Antarctic Oasis is ranked 4,091st in the world for Most Patriotic.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Rogue Nation of DSN33Psychotic Dictatorship“By The People For The People”
2.The Evil Conservative Empire of The PalentineLeft-Leaning College State“WWHDD...What Would His Dooziness Do?”
3.The Imperial Provinces of ExxosiaCapitalist Paradise“We have reached rock bottom and have started to dig.”
4.The Armed Republic of Gates Was RightIron Fist Consumerists“WA Delenda Est”
5.The State Security Apparatus of Iron FelixIron Fist Consumerists“Sing to the Motherland”
6.The People of AundotutunagirPsychotic Dictatorship“These Are The Days Of Miracle And Wonder”
7.The Totally Naked Fraternity of Retired WerePenguinsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Make it so.”
8.The Oppressed Peoples of B1G JIM SLADECorporate Police State“Libruls should run coffee shops, not the gubmint”
9.The Armed Republic of Augustos Helicopter ToursIron Fist Consumerists“An Incredible Sightseeing Experience”
10.The Empire of MarscheTyranny by Majority“May the Marsh March Forever Onward”
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Antarctic Oasis Regional Message Board

Haters and losers will say it's fake.

It is funny though. There are a couple of serious things to consider, however.
Canada is technically bilingual because of Quebec.
Canada should technically be admitted province by province as states.
Canadians voted for that idiot, so doing so might give the Democrats an absolute majority.
Canada has a rabid fear of foreign cheese.
https://www.pcb.ca/post/importing-cheese-into-canada-its-not-that-simple-6683

If we could annex only the rural parts it might be okay.

Iron Felix wrote:Logged me out for some reason, now it won't let me log in using any of my usernames or passwords. F*CK! THEM!

Update on this: if you poke around enough you can find a "legacy log-in" or some such and it'll allow you to log in using your original username and pw. We'll see how long it keeps me logged in.

I don't think the Canadians would give the Democrats a majority. Their politics do not align with the Democratic or Republican parties. I have had a lot of Canadian friends over the years and I would say they would defuse into other parties or make their Canadian parties into new American ones once forcibly exposed to a greater worldview.

Overall, I have found Canadians to be the most violent, anti-humanist, and poorly educated people I have ever known though. They lack curiosity and willingness to grow emotionally and mentally. And they often see other cultures through a lens of complete... How to even put it? Jovial hatred without the ability to acknowledge the hatred because they are that emotionally stunted.

I have three Canadian friends who thought Abraham Lincoln was black and a Democrat, that the Republican party was founded wholly on perpetuating the ritualized murder of blacks up until 1991, and that Canada never had indigenous people until the Americans drove them north. When confronted about this, they said it was what they were taught in school. I have one Canadian friend who is so incapable of understanding the Maori, that when that woman started a hakka, she thought the Maori had to be exterminated for being racist against the Maori. And I have one friend in Alberta (and in my experience, Albertans are the best Canada has to offer) who thinks whipped cream grows on trees - literally that you crack open a walnut-like plant pod and it puffs out from the decreased pressure.

And they never questioned it.

So instead of going straight into the Democratic party, I think a lot of Canadians would be exposed to a shock that would take decades to work out. During this time, they would be too overwhelmed and likely would scattershot their voting in a way that would favor nobody but the Libertarians because at least the Libertarian Canadians are more or less on the same page as the Libertarian Americans.

Yikes! Best to kill them all then I guess?

It's a big country. Plenty of room for expansion. We can just colonize it with Americans.

The rare non food based NS/OBI Mega fun poll.

page=poll/p=307715

^ • What do you call your Minister of War/Defense?

Vote or Pin Head from the Movie Hellraiser will,and I quote " Will Tear your soul apart!!" dont risk his anger! vote.. >:)

I prefer food-based polls, especially around lunch time.

Words to live by from the late great John Prine...

"Blow up your TV
Throw away your paper
Go to the country
Build you a home
Plant a little garden
Eat a lot of peaches
Try an' find Jesus on your own"

Man, that whole first album!

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