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Highest Economic Output: 1,029thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,147thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,223rd
The Totally Naked Fraternity of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Make it so.
Navigator Christopher Earl Gray
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Average

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Retired WerePenguins

Population39.101 billion

CapitalDumont D Urville
LeaderNavigator Christopher Earl Gray
FaithChurch of the Naked Now

CurrencyToken
Animaltourist

The Totally Naked Fraternity of Retired WerePenguins is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Navigator Christopher Earl Gray with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 39.101 billion WerePenguins have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dumont D Urville. The average income tax rate is 1.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient WerePenguinian economy, worth a remarkable 9,174 trillion Tokens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 234,633 Tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

This summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, and Navigator Christopher Earl Gray has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Retired WerePenguins's national animal is the tourist, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Naked Now.

Retired WerePenguins is ranked 36,931st in the world and 7th in Antarctic Oasis for Most Stationary, with 1,232.11342672468 days.

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Highest Economic Output: 1,029thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,147thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,223rdLargest Populations: 1,612thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,691stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,203rdTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,170thSmartest Citizens: 3,301stHealthiest Citizens: 3,396thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,607thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,667thMost Developed: 3,746thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,995thMost Influential: 4,072ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,840thLargest Mining Sector: 5,489thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,495thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,406thHighest Average Incomes: 6,484thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,745thMost Efficient Economies: 7,875thBest Weather: 7,899thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,520thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,536thLargest Retail Industry: 9,667thHighest Food Quality: 10,854thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,181stMost Cultured: 13,546thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 17,326thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 18,261stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,015thMost Secular: 21,758thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,031stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,467thLowest Crime Rates: 23,237thMost Cheerful Citizens: 27,543rdMost Advanced Public Education: 29,147th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the region

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