The Armed Republic of Sulloumir is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Haskell Overmire with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 17.268 billion Sulloumirians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Locart. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sulloumirian economy, worth a remarkable 1,978 trillion Dollarydoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 114,564 Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, there's a bright dawn ahead for Sulloumir, you can call your arthritic immigrant neighbour for all your roof-tiling and guttering needs, and adverts proclaim it has to be healthy if the Mornay uses hand-grated Gallopavian Gruyère. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sulloumir's national animal is the Speartooth Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Sulloumir is ranked 25,506^th in the world and 509^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 7,040.1 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.