The Imperial kaiserreich of St Petersbury is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Kaiserin Sofia wintersburg with a fair hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 5.614 billion St Petersburians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Adenapolis City. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient St Petersburian economy, worth a remarkable 1,042 trillion Imperial Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 185,612 Imperial Marks, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

The deaf are perplexed when the weather report tells them that the wind will be "bringing some rain along the Nazi ghosts", the St Petersburian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding St Petersbury. Crime is totally unknown. St Petersbury's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

St Petersbury is ranked 6,677^th in the world and 137^th in Europe for Highest Food Quality, scoring 187.95 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.